i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
pray to the hookup gods
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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