I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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