porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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