I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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