How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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