My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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