Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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