I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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