We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I touched a dick in church today
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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