Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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