I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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