She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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