Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Just cropdusted the office
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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