i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
FUCK WHALES
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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