It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
