How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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