How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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