I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
two words...techno handjob
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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