he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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