So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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