Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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