is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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