I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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