Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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