i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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