Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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