I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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