quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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