It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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