Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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