we're blogging at a bar
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Randomize
