1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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