Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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