So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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