Where are you?
In a non slutty way
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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