i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Randomize
