Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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