Is it normal to miss your booty call?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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