Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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