just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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