Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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