he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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