I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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