But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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