i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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