I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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