Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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