well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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