fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
