he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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