return my video game
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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